El_Phantasamo
13 Dec 09, 10:24 PM
When I lived in Michigan, I was an active part of team Asshat (I'm actually a founding member). Now that I have been to several events in Wisconsin, and have met many of you at events here and there, I feel its time to have a band of Asshats here in Americas Dairy land.
Come one, come all, and hear the story of the most absurd team name you have ever heard of...
We created Team Asshat because we were tired of all the b*******t surrounding a serious team. We felt that we couldn't be ourselves, and have fun. We decided to do this so that we could talk a little trash, and be ourselves, and generally have fun throughout our airsoft careers.
Don't get us wrong, if you like a rigid structure in your team, with designated leaders, more power to you. It's just not for us, and if it's not for you, we might be the right team for you.
Team Asshat came about initially as a joke, as several members left one of Michigan largest and most admired teams because of internal drama. This is why we do things differently than that team.
If you don't know us, you may think we probably don't amount to anything on the field. Those that do know us would point out that you are wrong. As members of our previous team, we were quite possibly one of the more respected teams in Michigan. When we step out onto the field, we are a force to be reckoned with. We may be outrageous, but make no mistake - when we aim at something, it dies.
Our recruitment requirements are for real. We don't care how skilled you are - that can (and will, if need be) be taught. We don't care how much gear you have - that can be purchased. We don't give two ____s if you've got 10 years of prior military experience. We only care that you fit in, because if you don't fit in, you will create problems. Skill can be taught, personality can't.
Learn more at the Asshat Web Site (http://asshats.us/), or meet other asshats at The Asshat Team Forum (http://lightingforce.proboards.com/index.cgi?)
If you want to become an Asshat, Post in the recruiting thread on our forum, or PM El Phantasamo.
*Subject to terms and conditions. Void where prohibited. Only available in certain areas. Touch me one more time and I'll punch you. While supplies last. Some locations may not participate. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, gingivitis, diarrhea, headaches, tooth loss, swelling head, and reduced penis size. Consult your doctor. Brewed and bottled by : Asshat brewing company. Manufactured on equipment that processes products containing peanuts and tree nuts. Contains milk ingredients. Questions or comments? Call 1-800-I-Dont-Care. Team AssHat is known to cause cancer in laboratory animals in the state of California. your mileage may vary. If erection lasts longer than 5 hours...... DUUUUDDE! Team asshat assumes no responsibility if applicants are injured, maimed, killed and/or eaten during normal airsoft games. If swallowed, induce vomiting by excessive alcohol consumption. Not A contraceptive device. See Dealer for Details.
Come one, come all, and hear the story of the most absurd team name you have ever heard of...
We created Team Asshat because we were tired of all the b*******t surrounding a serious team. We felt that we couldn't be ourselves, and have fun. We decided to do this so that we could talk a little trash, and be ourselves, and generally have fun throughout our airsoft careers.
Don't get us wrong, if you like a rigid structure in your team, with designated leaders, more power to you. It's just not for us, and if it's not for you, we might be the right team for you.
Team Asshat came about initially as a joke, as several members left one of Michigan largest and most admired teams because of internal drama. This is why we do things differently than that team.
If you don't know us, you may think we probably don't amount to anything on the field. Those that do know us would point out that you are wrong. As members of our previous team, we were quite possibly one of the more respected teams in Michigan. When we step out onto the field, we are a force to be reckoned with. We may be outrageous, but make no mistake - when we aim at something, it dies.
Our recruitment requirements are for real. We don't care how skilled you are - that can (and will, if need be) be taught. We don't care how much gear you have - that can be purchased. We don't give two ____s if you've got 10 years of prior military experience. We only care that you fit in, because if you don't fit in, you will create problems. Skill can be taught, personality can't.
Learn more at the Asshat Web Site (http://asshats.us/), or meet other asshats at The Asshat Team Forum (http://lightingforce.proboards.com/index.cgi?)
If you want to become an Asshat, Post in the recruiting thread on our forum, or PM El Phantasamo.
*Subject to terms and conditions. Void where prohibited. Only available in certain areas. Touch me one more time and I'll punch you. While supplies last. Some locations may not participate. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, gingivitis, diarrhea, headaches, tooth loss, swelling head, and reduced penis size. Consult your doctor. Brewed and bottled by : Asshat brewing company. Manufactured on equipment that processes products containing peanuts and tree nuts. Contains milk ingredients. Questions or comments? Call 1-800-I-Dont-Care. Team AssHat is known to cause cancer in laboratory animals in the state of California. your mileage may vary. If erection lasts longer than 5 hours...... DUUUUDDE! Team asshat assumes no responsibility if applicants are injured, maimed, killed and/or eaten during normal airsoft games. If swallowed, induce vomiting by excessive alcohol consumption. Not A contraceptive device. See Dealer for Details.