jochan
14 Apr 06, 10:27 PM
BASE OF OPERATIONS: Greater Chicagoland Area
POLITICAL/NATIONAL AFFILIATION: NONE
MILITARY OBJECTIVE: Whatever Pays The Most
Section Eight is a MERC unit comprised of those that strictly adhere to the standards of the "Lowest Common Denominator".
We are rude and crude, and if you pay enough, are willing (and able) to impose your ideals unto the world.
Forget about who is right and who is wrong, all we care about is..... who is willing to pay, how much..... and what we can do to them if they don't.
Our team is comprised of only the BEST that the Illinois bar/strip club scene has to offer.
We are more than efficient in the tactics and methods of most military & tactical diciplines (past and present), psycological warfare, can hold our own (and more) when it comes to drinking games and are WELL VERSED in the ways of the Japanese Schoolgirl Outfit.
While most of our work has been done in The Peoples Repoblic of Krytostan (PRK), we have accepted jobs that have spanned most of the globe.
We did lose a large piece of our team to a mission in Nigeria (www.cnn.com/section8/howthedrunkhavefallen.com), but we have since regrouped and are ready for deployment once again.
So.....
If you have a cause (optional).....
And have the money (required).......
SECTION-EIGHT is your ONLY option.
POLITICAL/NATIONAL AFFILIATION: NONE
MILITARY OBJECTIVE: Whatever Pays The Most
Section Eight is a MERC unit comprised of those that strictly adhere to the standards of the "Lowest Common Denominator".
We are rude and crude, and if you pay enough, are willing (and able) to impose your ideals unto the world.
Forget about who is right and who is wrong, all we care about is..... who is willing to pay, how much..... and what we can do to them if they don't.
Our team is comprised of only the BEST that the Illinois bar/strip club scene has to offer.
We are more than efficient in the tactics and methods of most military & tactical diciplines (past and present), psycological warfare, can hold our own (and more) when it comes to drinking games and are WELL VERSED in the ways of the Japanese Schoolgirl Outfit.
While most of our work has been done in The Peoples Repoblic of Krytostan (PRK), we have accepted jobs that have spanned most of the globe.
We did lose a large piece of our team to a mission in Nigeria (www.cnn.com/section8/howthedrunkhavefallen.com), but we have since regrouped and are ready for deployment once again.
So.....
If you have a cause (optional).....
And have the money (required).......
SECTION-EIGHT is your ONLY option.